We're not hobos, Eric. We have the internet. We can just GoogleMaps the damn place.
[ Bandou reaches into his pocket for his phone. Frowns, then pats his back pocket, then his other back pocket. Then, frantically sticks his hands into both hoodie pockets. ]
Where the hell's my phone? ...Or my wallet? Or the shopping list??
[ Which is apparently the most important of the three. ]
OH GOD SOMEONE PICK POCKETED ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!
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[ Bandou reaches into his pocket for his phone. Frowns, then pats his back pocket, then his other back pocket. Then, frantically sticks his hands into both hoodie pockets. ]
Where the hell's my phone? ...Or my wallet? Or the shopping list??
[ Which is apparently the most important of the three. ]
OH GOD SOMEONE PICK POCKETED ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!